20 Funny Jokes

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  1. Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!
  2. How do you organize a space party? You just "planet"!
  3. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!
  4. How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together!
  5. Why did the bicycle fall over? Because it was two-tired!
  6. What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine!
  7. Why don't skeletons fight each other? They don't have the guts!
  8. How do you catch a squirrel? Climb a tree and act like a nut!
  9. Why don't scientists trust atoms anymore? Because they make up everything!
  10. Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing!
  11. What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman!
  12. Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one!
  13. What did one wall say to the other wall? I'll meet you at the corner!
  14. Why don't eggs tell jokes? Because they might crack up!
  15. What's orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot!
  16. What do you call fake spaghetti? An impasta!
  17. How do you catch a squirrel with no limbs? You act like a nut and roll into its path!
  18. Why did the chicken go to the seance? To talk to the other side!
  19. How do you organize a space party? You "planet"!
  20. What did one hat say to the other hat? You stay here; I'll go on ahead!

I hope these jokes brought a smile to your face!

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