20 Funny Jokes
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- Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!
- How do you organize a space party? You just "planet"!
- Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!
- How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together!
- Why did the bicycle fall over? Because it was two-tired!
- What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine!
- Why don't skeletons fight each other? They don't have the guts!
- How do you catch a squirrel? Climb a tree and act like a nut!
- Why don't scientists trust atoms anymore? Because they make up everything!
- Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing!
- What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman!
- Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one!
- What did one wall say to the other wall? I'll meet you at the corner!
- Why don't eggs tell jokes? Because they might crack up!
- What's orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot!
- What do you call fake spaghetti? An impasta!
- How do you catch a squirrel with no limbs? You act like a nut and roll into its path!
- Why did the chicken go to the seance? To talk to the other side!
- How do you organize a space party? You "planet"!
- What did one hat say to the other hat? You stay here; I'll go on ahead!
I hope these jokes brought a smile to your face!
